The Unbearable Lightness of Being: Czech mates

DIRECTED BY Philip Kaufman, 1988

STARRING Daniel Day-Lewis (Tomas), Juliette Binoche (Tereza), Lena Olin (Sabina)

CERTIFICATION 18: Contains strong sex

RUN TIME 165 mins, Warner Bros

COVER QUOTE 'The most erotic serious film since Last Tango in Paris' - Roger Ebert, Chicago Sun Times

WHY YOU SHOULD SEE IT With Christmas drawing close I thought I'd indulge myself with a couple of not exactly festive films, but snowy ones (see also next week). This adaptation from the book by Milan Kundera is not explicit, but it is sexy. The sex scenes now seem coy, when the same wording is used by the BBFC for such a film as Ang Lee's Lust, Caution (2007), which was rumoured on release to feature unsimulated intercourse.

THE PLOT Prague, 1968: Tomas, a young doctor, flirts with a nurse, telling her to take off her clothes; he visits Sabina - who is described as 'the woman who understood him best', and who complains he never stays till morning, nor does he ever allow a woman to spend the night at his ('Are you afraid of women, doctor?'). Tomas travels to a spa where he meets and flirts with the apparently innocent Tereza. She comes to visit him in Prague, unannounced, and ends up staying.

Tomas introduces the two main women in his life in the hope Sabina can help Tereza, who is starting out as a photographer. Tereza and Tomas marry, with Tomas' farmer patient Pavel and his pet pig Mephisto as witnesses, but Tomas continues to have affairs - on the night Tereza confronts him, the Russians invade: she runs out to take photographs, which she hands over to Dutch journalists. Sabina flees to Geneva, where she begins an affair with a married university professor, Frans. When Tomas and Teresa also go to Switzerland, the latter struggles to find work and returns, unannounced, to Czechoslovakia. Tomas follows.

Hounded from his work as a surgeon because of anti-Communist article he wrote before the invasion, Tomas becomes a window cleaner, with the particular perks that affords a man of his nature. Tereza decides to embark on an affair with a customer in the bar where she works (played by Stellan Skarsgard, Mamma Mia!) but it appears this may have been a trap. Sick of the suspicion lurking in Prague, Tereza insists they move again; they join Pavel on his farm.

The scene shifts to the United States, where Sabina has set up as an artist. She receives a letter saying Tomas and Tereza have died in a car accident. After a night out dancing, Tomas and Tereza drive back to the farm; he says, perhaps for the first time, that he is happy.

THE FILM When I was at university, Milan Kundera's book of The Unbearable Lightness of Being was pretty much prescribed reading for every poseur on campus. I loved it. Kundera has fallen out of fashion, as has this form of tasteful, epic cinema, to which director Kaufman added a healthy smattering of sex. It's a strange film as it seems to be linked by its almost non-stop score, from the opening spa scenes, through the comic themes of Tomas' seductions, the darkness of the Soviet invasion to bucolic countryside themes at the close.

Much of the sex in the film The Unbearable Lightness of Being is played for comedy: Tomas orders a nurse to strip for him in his hopital, with fellow surgeons and a patient looking on from an adjoining room; Tereza leaps onto Tomas after a spurious check up ('Don't worry, I'm a doctor'); on another occasion, the camera pans to their dog, Karenin, looking mournful. The only time the sexual anticipation is serious is when Tereza takes nude pictures of Sabina: Tereza's eyes fill with tears at the exposure of her husband's lover before Sabina continues the seduction. The looks on Tereza's face as Sabina begins her friend's exposure preempts Maggie Gyllenhaal's similar predicament in Secretary.

Kaufman (writer/director of The Right Stuff and writer on the Indiana Jones movies) makes the most of his two women stars: Olin shows off her legs from the start, stretching her acting muscles when she moves to Geneva. Binoche rises above her silly accent to produce a startling performance: I've never warmed to her onscreen, nor is she conventionally sexy, but her defenceless portrayal rises above the innocent gamine Tereza could easily be.

The director, however, is better on the historic than the personal: his film was fêted on its release for the method (much like Woody Allen's Zelig) he inserted his characters into contemporary, often black-and-white, footage of the Prague invasion, even to the appropriation of famous images. Those scenes have lost nothing of their power more than 20 years on from the film, and 40 after the events which inspired them. The scenes of the couple's flight are particularly poignant, reenacted as they were following the fall of the Iron Curtain.

KEY SCENES Disc One, Chapter 5, 17:27 In the iconic image that is used on the DVD cover, Sabina poses in bowler hat and underwear over a mirror that has been placed on the floor by Tomas. In the following scene, Tereza visits Tomas at his flat for the first time. She sneezes and he pretends to give her a physical examination before she jumps him.

Chapter 8, 27:03 Sabina and Tomas are having sex, with her on top, when she spots him checking his watch in the mirror. She hides one of his socks in revenge.

Chapter 13, 50:47 Tereza is swimming in the public baths when she has a hallucination: the group of women exercising in front of her are suddenly naked. Among them she spots Tomas, who seems to be offering her own nude figure up. That night she tells Tomas she wants to see the women with whom he has affairs: 'Take me to them, I'll undress them for you.'

Chapter 22, 1:24:44 Tereza asks Sabina to model nude for her; they drink and Tereza takes pictures, before Sabina turns the tables on Tereza. Their assignation is interrupted by the arrival of Franz, who declares he has left his wife. Sabina asks him to come back the next day; when he returns, her studio is completely bare.

Disc Two, Chapter 31, 16:14 On his window cleaning rounds, Tomas is seduced by the wife of a high-ranking party member. At home that night, Tereza smells the woman's sex in Tomas' hair. Tereza cannot understand how he can make love to women without being in love. 'I wish I could be like you,' she says. 'Insensitive.'

Chapter 33, 22:27 Tereza decides to visit an engineer she meets in the bar where she works but she believes she is being spied upon and is initially unresponsive: she allows herself to be undressed and forces herself to go through with it.

FURTHER VIEWING Kaufman's film is steeped in the history of Czech cinema, feeling particularly close to Milos Forman's bawdy The Firemen's Ball (1967). (In the 1970s and '80s, of course, Forman was working in Hollywood on such movies as One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest and Amadeus.) There's another Czech director whose work I'd like to highlight here, however, partly because he's made a few films based on the work of another great Czech writer, Bohumil Hrabal, including, most recently, I Served the King of England (2006).

Jirí Menzel's masterwork is probably Larks on a String (1969), but it's to another Hrabal adaptation I turn here: Closely Observed Trains (1966). Set in a rural railway station it manages to combine a young man's crisis over the loss of his virginity, resistance efforts to delay the Nazi invasion and the station manager's predilection for stamping the naked bottoms of young women with his official seal. Unforgettable.

KEY QUOTE 'Take off your clothes' - Tomas, repeatedly

Secretary: Assuming the position

DIRECTED BY Steven Shainberg, 2002

STARRING Maggie Gyllenhall (Lee Holloway), James Spader (E Edward Grey)

CERTIFICATION 18: Contains strong sexual theme, sex and language

RUN TIME 107 mins approx, Tartan

COVERLINE 'A comedy for everybody's who's been tied up at work'

WHY YOU SHOULD SEE IT Hanky spanky with Jake's sister Maggie, who is reported to be about to star in film Hysteria about the invention of the vibrator.

THE PLOT Lee Holloway is discharged from a psychiatric clinic and enrols in a typing course, where she excels. Her first job interview is with lawyer E Edward Grey; when she arrives his previous secretary is walking out and the office is in disarray. Grey immediately treats Lee as if she's always worked there and she gets the job. There is a connection between them and he soon notices that Lee cuts herself. Lee's father is an alcoholic, her boyfriend, Peter, ineffectual, and her mother sits in her parked car all day waiting to take Lee home again.

After a particularly charged telling off from Grey over her typing mistakes, he calls Lee into his office where he spanks her for the first time. She comes to crave his discipline - he specifies what she can eat at home, she crawls around the office and eats from his hand - but he is frightened by his own needs. He fires her - 'You have to go or I won't stop' - in a scene that mirrors her arrival at his office.

Lee accepts Peter's marriage proposal but, when trying on the wedding dress, leaves Peter's family home and runs to Grey's office. She stages what is portrayed by local media as a hunger strike at his desk; a priest and her father are among those who visit to try and persuade her to come to her senses. Grey finally succumbs after three days and rescues her from her protest; they have sex.

THE FILM All the films I've included here so far feature sexual intercourse but Secretary tackles an area of sexuality, S&M, in a relatively mainstream movie. Mary Gaitskill's short story is the starting-off point for an indie romcom, albeit with a twist, in the hands of director Steven Shainberg.

Lee is reluctant to leave the institution at the film's start, life inside is simple and she misses the structure it affords. It is the day of her sister's wedding, and the mores of smalltown life, which Lee and Mr Grey break, loom large. At the reception, however, Lee is forced to confront her father's alcoholism and it is not long before she breaks out her kit of sharp implements and starts cutting herself (and, even, burning herself on her thigh with a hot metal kettle).

There's an immediate passion between them; Grey doesn't act on it straight away but he does tell Lee to stop cutting herself: 'You're over that now.' He begins to question her about her private life and Lee throws away her kit but when Grey spots her with her fiancé his feelings are expressed in anger: he criticises her typing, the way she dresses, plays with her hair or taps a foot. The aggression leads to the first occasion he calls her into his office and spanks her; they both realise they have crossed a boundary (not for the first time, in his case).

Maggie Gyllenhall's expression throughout the scene is a lesson: there's pain, of course, emotional hurt, disbelief. As the beating becomes harder both are panting with effort and arousal; they're left in a daze at its conclusion and Lee takes Mr Grey's hand momentarily in hers in affirmation. Gyllenhall's performance begins as wonderfully ungainly, she's all legs and no grace, while James Spader overplays the simpering, nervous Grey at first but soon moves to confidence.

Lee embraces their new relationship but Grey is humiliated by it; he exercises relentlessly in an effort to overcome his urges. When they split up, Lee contacts other dominant/submissives but is unsatisfied by their often jokey demands. Sex with Peter is no better: the first time they sleep together she insists it must be in the dark and she keeps her clothes on. 'I didn't hurt you, did I?' Peter asks, when he's come. 'No,' she answers, disappointed.

Where the film itself perhaps disappoints is in its ending: Mr Grey and Lee become part of small town life. Oddly, Lee doesn't go back to work for him but the real cop out is in their sex life: they start having one. On the occasion when Grey beats her bare bottom and wanks over her back in his office, he assures Lee he won't fuck her; 'I'm not into fucking.' The cementing of their relationship, however, arrives when they have intercourse.

KEY SCENES Chapter 6, 46:50 After a moment of indecision, Mr Grey makes Lee bend over his desk, palms flat on the table, a misspelled letter in front of her. He begins to spank her, hard, slowly at first, and then more quickly.

Chapter 8, 1:09:42 Grey again orders Lee to bend over his desk, and this time to pull up her skirt and pull down her tights and pants. He masturbates over her back; Lee then goes to play with herself in the bathroom and makes herself come.

Chapter 11, 1:37:23 Grey bathes a naked Lee and they begin to make love.

FURTHER VIEWING When Edward Grey and his new bride go on honeymoon, one of their acts is tellingly familiar to a scene in Belle de Jour (1967). Lee is tied to a tree and they have sex; in Luis Buñuel's film, Belle (Catherine Deneuve) is famously taken into the woods and beaten while tied to a tree.

KEY QUOTE 'Miss Holloway: good letter' - E Edward Grey

BONUS CURIO Prior to the film's release in Britain, critic Tom Charity suggested to Gyllenhall in an interview in Time Out that her character should have had a shaven pubis. She agreed.